Great Retirement Quotes

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Every once in a while we hear a meaningful or funny retirement quote.  I dug around online and below, and in no particular order, are some I found interesting.

Retirement is a blank sheet of paper. It is a chance to redesign your life into something new and different. Patrick Foley

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.” — Unknown

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. Robert Benchley

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” — Jonathan Clements

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns

“Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.” –Gene Perret

I always likened retirement to falling off a cliff, and then you have to kind of brush yourself off. Steve Young

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers

I need to retire from retirement. Sandra Day O’Connor

You have to put off being young until you can retire. Unknown

If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough. Oprah Winfrey

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. Anonymous

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” –Bill Waterson

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. Voltaire

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.” –Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. Cato

Retirement is not the end of the road. It is the beginning of the open highway. Unknown

Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to. Susan Cain

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. Author Unknown

Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark. Samuel Johnson

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. Ella Harris

It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney

Often when you are at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else. Fred Rogers

“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.” –Gene Perret

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.” — Robert Half

“Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.” — Unknown

Need more quotes?  Find lots of inspirational and funny quotes online!

10 Things I Learned About Retirement

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I originally wrote this article a couple years ago but never published it.  I learned a lot in the last couple years so here is the updated version.

I’ve been studying this whole retirement idea for a few years now.  I’ve learned a lot both generally and personally.  I wanted to share some tidbits.  Most of these little nuggets deserve their own article or even a series of articles!

Don’t Rush to Collect Social Security

The best time to start collecting Social Security will vary with your personal situation, but for many the longer you wait the better.  This is because the amount you receive increases considerably with each year that you wait (up until age 70.)  Personally it seems right to wait till at least what SS calls “Full Retirement Age” if possible.  This is an important decision so get all the advise you can.

Retirement is Going to, as Much as Going Away

For most of my life I considered retirement to be that wonderous time when I could finally quit my job and relax.  Now I look at it as more of a “transition” to a new phase with all kinds of new opportunities.

Have a Plan Before You Retire

It’s obvious that you need a financial plan before you retire.  What’s not so obvious is you need a plan for what you are going to do with yourself.  And it should be more detailed than “travel more.”  It is unlikely you are going to be traveling 365 days a year, no matter your financial situation.  What are you going to do with the rest of your time?

My own personal experience is that you should have a Plan B.  I am writing this in the fall of 2020 and “retired” into the middle of a pandemic on 5/1/20.  My Plan B has involved writing, websites and other interests.  And I learned over the past few years that I don’t really want to retire in the traditional sense anyway!

Make a Plan if You are Already Retired

Did you concentrate on mostly the financial aspects of retirement before you retired?  It’s not too late – time to start planning all those other things – like what are you going to do with yourself!  I also think it is good to periodically review those plans as things may change after you gain some retirement experience.  Browsing through this blog may give you some ideas!

Who Says You Should Stop Working?

Working will be part of many retiree’s plans.  And this isn’t just for financial reasons, although it certainly helps there too!  Working keeps your mind sharp and has many social benefits.  It keeps you connected to the real world.  Of course, your retirement work doesn’t have to be the same thing you did before, it doesn’t have to be full time, and it might not even pay well – think rewarding volunteer work if you don’t need the income.

How Many Sources of Income do You Have?

This is one where retirement has really changed.  My Dad had Social Security and a pension, along with company health benefits for most of his retirement.  Now we need to consider Social Security, working, retirement savings, stock dividends, and assorted other income sources to make the retirement puzzle work.  And who knows what will happen with health care!

Move Your Butt!

This is a biggie.  We need to keep moving, both physically and mentally.  And this needs to continue regardless of our age.  Without decent health all the other retirement ideas become much more difficult.

Eat Smart but Don’t Go Crazy

I’m not a health professional but I think a little common sense goes a long way here.  Most of us know what we should be eating, just like we know we should be exercising.  However, if you want that weekly ice cream cone go for it!  Just don’t make it six a day!

Plan How to Keep People in Your Life

I’m learning more and more about this one.  Some of us are blessed with big happy families and many friends.  Others have small families that may or may not get along and rely on work associations for much of their social contact.  You need to make a conscience effort to figure out how to keep people in your life.  This might involve clubs, volunteering, or part time work.

Don’t Wait to Do Stuff, Like Travel

With so much emphasis put on the financial aspects of retirement there might be a tendency to be almost too frugal in the early years of retirement.  While this might be necessary for some, try to make some of the things you really wanted to do, like travel, a priority.  You never know, we all know people that finally retired only to have health problems that prevented travel pop up way too soon, and they miss out on some of their life ambitions.

This represents just a few things I’ve learned in my years of retirement research.  I’ll keep updating as I learn more, and feel free to comment with your ideas!

Anything Good From The Pandemic For Retired People?

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First let me explain that I know the COVID pandemic has been devastating for many people, especially for older folks.  Almost everyone knows someone who has suffered because of the virus.  This article is in no way meant to minimize the effects of the pandemic in any way.  I pray for anyone dealing with COVID, and especially for anyone who has lost loved ones.

For the rest of us, let’s be grateful and look at some of the little ways our lives may have improved as a result of changes made necessary by the pandemic.

Senior Hours

I love senior hours and take advantage of them whenever I can.  Of course, those 6:00AM grocery runs are tough!

Less Traffic

When you do venture out there is a little less traffic.  That is good for the nerves and saves a little time in your day. 

You Might Be Saving Money

Less traffic saves money on gas and wear and tear on your car.  You are not eating out as much at restaurants and that can save a ton.  Even if you are using take out it is usually less expensive than sit down dining.

You Might Be Eating Better

In theory if you are eating more at home you might be eating more healthy meals.  This isn’t guaranteed of course but most homemade meals are better for you than fast food.  You might even get better at cooking which could be healthier long after the pandemic is over.

People Care A Little More, Or At Least Ask How You Are Doing

It’s weird, I’ve noticed people are generally more tense, but maybe a little more thoughtful of others.  I see this in little ways.  People are a little friendlier to cashiers in the store.  They say thank you to the delivery person.  On Zoom calls everyone asks how everyone is doing and if their families are healthy.  In this crazy political climate this is nice to see (I’m writing this in October, 2020.)  Hopefully this is another trend that will continue after the pandemic is long gone!

Good ForThe Environment

A little less driving means a little less pollution.  National and state parks are not as busy which is good for the animals and creates less strain on their ecosystem.  And when people do go to the parks, I think they appreciate them more.  In fact, during this pandemic I think we are all appreciating things we used to take for granted just a little more.

You Get More Reading Done

More time at home means more time for reading.  Yes, I know some people are just glued to the TV, but that gets old eventually.  Then people that haven’t picked up a book in a while might give it a try.  And avid readers just have a little more time to enjoy their reading habit.

You Are Really Learning How To Use Your Computer

Your computer is fast becoming central to communicating with the world.  This was already happening, but the pandemic has accelerated it.

More Remote Jobs

Remote jobs are easier for retired people that want to continue working.  And age discrimination is a little less of a problem.

You Try New Hobbies

The media has been touting the virtues of hobbies to help people cope.  Some are listening and it is good for us.  In my case I’ve always had the problem of too many interests, but I’ve gotten back to some that I drifted away from over the years.

More Exercise – At Home Or Outside

The media also has encouraged people to exercise more as a way to relieve stress.  I think they are listening.  I see more people outside walking.  Bike sales are way up.  Another trend that hopefully will continue.

You Hear More From The Kids

If you have grown kids you might be hearing from them more often.  Some of this might be out of guilt because they are afraid you might kick the bucket during the pandemic! (Only Kidding!)  But they also have a little more time and I’d like to think we all value our families a little more.

I pray for all of you going through the pandemic.  If you are fortunate enough to not be touched personally let’s all make the best of it!